Dear MB

Dear Merely Being,

As you built your reputation on quality, impartial advice and have inside access to the sage of the age, The Glibertine, you’re ideally placed to offer advice on the GFC and other confusing aspects of the modern world.

Will you, please?

Yours ever,

Rachel


Dearest Rachel,

You are right. I’ve eaten a lot of chicken.

I will.

Swooningly yours,

MB


Dear MB

When interviewed, why do pollies say, “Good to be with you”?

Regards

Leigh Sales


Dear Leigh,

It’s an abbreviation. The missing words are “Jeez it’d be…”

Yours,

MB


Dear MB,

Please ask The Glibertine what’s his current tipple.

Love,

Kingsley Amis


Kingsley, darling,

How sublime to be consulted by you on the topic of tipples. And from beyond the grave! It’s a thrill.

When flush and not banned from the venue, you can’t beat a Negroni from Will at the Bayswater Brasserie. He makes it with Punt e Mes. When you’re super flush, get him to make you one with Antica Formula Carpano.

By the way, you’d hate it around here. It’s all anti-booze, smokes and women loving blokes.

Glib


Dear MB,

My boyfriend has trouble communicating his feelings.

Yours sincerely,

Lady


Dear Lady,

Lady? Check his mouth for massive oral trauma or a gag.

Yours sincerely,

MB