Sunday, 3 January 2010

Athlete has last vestiges of modesty surgically removed

Hot on the thrilling news that Yawna Rawlinson will remarry her coach, Yawna has told an edge of the seat nation that her breasts have been reduced in the national interest.

In news just in, Yawna’s once husband-to-be-again has cancelled the rewedding and was last seen drinking in the public bar of the Oxford Tavern.

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