Mugshots

The Chicago Tribune runs mugshots of the recently arrested. Yes, it’s voyeurism but fascinating all the same.

Who said those cop shows were realistic? Even actors don’t look this stupid or unfortunate. But more interesting than the dull eyed slack jawed mugshots are the crimes for which the mugs have been arrested. Personal favourites include:

Theft of manholes – Say no more.

Murder, neglect of a dependent, battery and false informing – As if she wasn’t in enough trouble without stooping to false dobbing?

Murder and attempted battery – How do you fail at battery but successfully kill?

False impersonation of a police officer – Are you really going to do it like that? OK, that's bad, you’re under arrest.

And take a look at those who resisted arrest. They're easy to spot. Ouch.