INXS has just announced…
Sorry, what was that? INXS. IN–X-S. Yes, just like “in excess”, indeed I think it’s a play on those words. Yes. A band. No, more a kind of soft rock. From the 1980s. Well, early 80s.
INXS has just announced a new lead singer just in time for Grand Final Season! In case one of the other “popular music” performers booked by the AFL and NRL, Sherbet and The Little River Band, respectively, nap through their 10 minute call, INXS will be free to step into the frame.
Andrew Farris, guitarist, said “I haven’t been this excited since we announced our last new singer. Or maybe even since the one before that one”.
Donny Sutherland said the announcement was thrilling news, adding that he'd heard the Ted Mulry Gang was in rehearsal.
Molly Meldrum was literally unable to comment.
