Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Gliberty loves Charlotte

Charlotte Rampling sums up a familiar visceral burn when she says, "Ever since I was a small child I've had this feeling – it's in my nature, and so it's not even pretentious – that if everyone's going one way I will go the other, just by some kind of spirit of defiance. That's how I can keep myself alive and interested and my emotions going".

In fact, the love is so great she’s even forgiven for saying, "I could have been a superstar in America".

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Fulfilment

Geoff Robertson, who knows a thing or two about how get your mug on the box (e.g. marry a slapper), reckons America played into Bin Laden’s hands by shooting him.

According to Geoff, Bin Laden’s vaulting ambition was to be shot in the face in a scuzzy bedroom while wearing (very recently) soiled PJs.

I am sure we can share Geoff’s telepathic certainty that the last thing the Big Bin thought before his face spouted a leak was, “I’ve won!”.